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Being a bastard blows Tilla would know Her father, Lord Kent of the Western Province, loved her as a child, but cast her aside as soon as he had trueborn children.At sixteen, Tilla spends her days exploring long forgotten tunnels beneath the castle with her stablehand half brother, Jax, and her nights drinking with the servants, passing out on Jax s floor while her castlBeing a bastard blows Tilla would know Her father, Lord Kent of the Western Province, loved her as a child, but cast her aside as soon as he had trueborn children.At sixteen, Tilla spends her days exploring long forgotten tunnels beneath the castle with her stablehand half brother, Jax, and her nights drinking with the servants, passing out on Jax s floor while her castle bedroom collects dust Tilla secretly longs to sit by her father s side, resplendent in a sparkling gown, enjoying feasts with the rest of the family Instead, she sits with the other bastards, like Miles of House Hampstedt, an awkward scholar who s been in love with Tilla since they were children.Then, at a feast honoring the visiting princess Lyriana, the royal shocks everyone by choosing to sit at the Bastards Table Before she knows it, Tilla is leading the sheltered princess on a late night escapade Along with Jax, Miles, and fellow bastard Zell, a Zitochi warrior from the north, they stumble upon a crime they were never meant to witness.Rebellion is brewing in the west, and a brutal coup leaves Lyriana s uncle, the Royal Archmagus, dead with Lyriana next on the list The group flees for their lives, relentlessly pursued by murderous mercenaries their own parents have put a price on their heads to prevent the king and his powerful Royal Mages from discovering their treachery.The bastards band together, realizing they alone have the power to prevent a civil war that will tear their kingdom apart if they can warn the king in time And if they can survive the journey .. The best Kindle Royal Bastards For next halloween, I’m going to wear a trash bag and when people are like 'oh haha you're going as trash', I’ll be like, 'close... I’m going as Royal Bastards', and then I'll show them this book.I just wanna say, from the bottom of my black heart, that I wish I could shoot this book to venus so it would die a fiery acidic death.Listen, contrary to the stereotype of patience and forgiveness given to me by my sun sign, I have never gotten over anything or anyone in my life. I'm like a bitter old man except i'm an 18 years old girl.I'm trying to be a better person here but honestly I don’t want to. Like, I can literally feel the chill leaving my body as I am injecting a steady stream of negativity into this review. I'm so PISSED OFF I might as well just start smashing house furniture against the wall...I mean. if you think really hard about it, there's really nothing physically stopping me right now except social constructs and my own goddamn cowardice!!honestly?? I swear to god all this salt is so bad for my skin!! I’m going to start charging books for wasting my time $5 a minute....can you imagine if the emotional and finantial labor that went into reading this book was put towards literally anything else?? (mainly, skincare)¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Alright, lads. You may say 'but you seemed to enjoy this so much up until the second half!!’ and I may just say 'well...mistakes were made but it's okay! because that was yesterday and therefore not real.' look, this actually had some potential: a bunch of bastards find out the horrible scheme their parents were plotting against their country and decide to overthrow their efforts, creating their own ragtag family in the face of adversity.sounds very nice, right? just like the migraine I got when this book somehow managed to fuck up the entire concept, sliding right under the bar of expectations I sat really low for it ಥ_ಥI'm not really that much of an underserving of love swamp goblin, I was being nice when I didn’t just DNF it but chose to overlook a lot of things that would otherwise make me prefer I go down a slide of knives and land in a pool of rubbing alcohol than have to read about them...example:● l*ve at half first sight● up next on MTV’s “Your Favorite Tropes”: special snowflakes with special powers that appear conveniently out of thin air● l*ve tri*ngle● literally the whole plot is just a love triangle● you know that kid in the playground who gives you their toys but then sees you playing with another kid so they stalk angrily toward you, wrench their toys out of your grasp and throw a huge tantrum??● guys....literally what happened I wish I was kidding● 'the love of my life was murdered and this is why i'm acting like a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but don't worry...I secretly have a heart of gold!! love me!!' trope● underdeveloped side characters who have fully embraced the role of the weird aloof cousin who never comes to family events and whomst you only know is still breathing because they occasionally like your facebook pictures● slow pacing but not the good kind. more like, pal...it's been exactly 300 pages and everyone has achieved a solid nothing??● the kind of metaphorical sex scene where the audience is uncomfortable and has learned nothing....like honestly?? what the fuck is up with all the books I've read lately turning me off hetero sex forever?? I’m probably going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I will never have sex in a public bath like these fucking idiots. please do better for yourselves. don't be nasty. health is a lifestyle.Yeah. I know. I should have called it a DNF earlier since I was basically just a hate machine but it's like when you're too cheap to throw away the milk even though there are bits floating in it... plus I think it's because in my head I live under this illusion that because I’m not having fun, some other external forces will work out on their own as the universe balancing itself out. However, it doesn't work like that and I always remain surprised when it continues to suck so I just end up wallowing in my misery and bitterness.Besides, hey!! mama didn't raise no quitter!! uuuuuuhhh actually mama did. see, I actually dnf this around the 95% mark and let my friend spoil me... which turned out to be great!! I just needed to set myself on fire!!(suffice to say, the ending était.....how do you say it.....shit!! never have I been gladder to end my suffering once and for all!!)okay what else before I make the conscious decision to forget this book ever happened??the characters:bro, I don't give half a fragmented fuck about these characters...in fact, go ahead... destroy the cursed gemstone that binds them to this fictional plane of existence and allows them to manifest a physical body!! I DONT CARE● Zell.do authors like…..realize that a nice face and a clichéd backstory isn't a substitute for a personality?? asking for a friend● special snowflakes Tilla and uuhhh...that princess● Miles. I want to dropkick him into the sun. what was the point of him??? he's literally that guy who sits down and inserts his unasked for opinion when you're having a conversation together with someone else● Jax oh wow his name even rhymes with ass what a match made in heaven!! the only thing I remember about him is that he makes gross sexual innuendos and it was considered endearing and charming and that was it. I was literally just sitting there like, please stand still while I punch y'all in the face● a couple of disney villains● other characters I don't even fucking remember Anyways, that's all the salt for now. If you want my unprofessional opinion, I'd say: self care is staying the fuck away from this book.