H I V E Higher Institute of Villainous Education By Mark Walden are Book I am the world s laziest man No really Not just a bit slack really truly breathtakingly laz
H.I.V.E. Higher Institute of Villainous Education By Mark Walden are Book I am the world s laziest man.No really Not just a bit slack, really, truly, breathtakingly lazy.Which is why it s taken me so long to get off my big, lazy rear end and get myself properly on line.I m the author of the HIVE series of books which I hope that some of the people who stumble across this might have read and enjoyed Or read and hated I am fortunate enough to live with the two most beautiful women on earth And yes of course I m hoping they ll read that and forgive me for any one of the incredibly stupid things I ll do this month.I have yet to hold down anything even vaguely approximating a proper job.I did help make video games a while ago but that was not the best environment for someone as lazy as me.. HIGHER INSTITUTE OF VILLAINOUS EDUCATIONOtto Malpense may only be thirteen years old, but so far he has managed to run the orphanage where he lives, and he has come up with a plan clever enough to trick the most powerful man in the country He is the perfect candidate to become the world s next supervillain.That is why he ends up at H.I.V.E handpicked to become a memberHIGHER INSTITUTE OF VILLAINOUS EDUCATIONOtto Malpense may only be thirteen years old, but so far he has managed to run the orphanage where he lives, and he has come up with a plan clever enough to trick the most powerful man in the country He is the perfect candidate to become the world s next supervillain.That is why he ends up at H.I.V.E handpicked to become a member of the incoming class The students have been kidnapped and brought to a secluded island inside a seemingly active volcano, where the school has resided for decades All the kids are elite they are the most athletic, the most technically advanced, and the smartest in the country Inside the cavernous marble rooms, floodlit hangars, and steel doors, the students are enrolled in Villainy Studies and Stealth and Evasion 101 But what Otto soon comes to realize is that this is a six year program, and leaving is not an option.With the help of his new friends an athletic martial arts expert a world famous, beautiful diamond thief and a spunky computer genius the only other people who seem to want to leave can Otto achieve what has never been done before and break out of H.I.V.E.. The best Books H.I.V.E. Higher Institute of Villainous Education Reviewed by Jeremey for TeensReadToo.comWelcome to Hogwarts for bad guys, minus the magic. H.I.V.E. is a school set on a deserted island where brilliant young adults who have come from criminal families or have taken part in criminal projects are taught to become the worst that they can be. Otto Malpense remembers nothing about how he came to be on the H.I.V.E. island, and neither does him Asian friend, Wing. The H.I.V.E. staff explains to the young criminals that their parents agreed to let them join the school - and that they are under the highest security and scrutiny. Otto, being an extremely smart Alpha, wonders if they were kidnapped and are being held hostage until they graduate. Throughout their time at H.I.V.E., Otto and his friends are enrolled in a number of courses you will not find in your average school. Subjects such as Tactical Education, Stealth and Evasion, Villainy Studies, and many other classes (meant for other students, such as Henchmen). Wanting to be off the island, Otto and his friends, Wing (a martial arts fighter), Shelby (a jewelry store sleuth), and Laura (a technological genius) devise a plan that has never been pulled off before - escaping H.I.V.E. This is a feat that no student has ever accomplished. H.I.V.E. is a great book and the ending leaves it open for a sequel, which I will be more than happy to buy. Although some parts were scattered, it all led to a great, courageous ending.